Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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