Just fell off a train. Bad.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
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In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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