I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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