So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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