Don't you send me to vm
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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