Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Randomize