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• (317): View more from Indiana

  wrigley field is MILF paradise

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Duck Duck Cougar?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?

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  If You’re Hot, It’s Easier For You To Do These 27 Things

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  We have your weave and dirt in our room.

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• (707): View more from California

  You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation

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• (941): View more from Florida

  If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities

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