She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS