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• (313): View more from Michigan

  So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!

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  I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????

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  Honestly.

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  Don't say a word.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club

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• (+49): View more from Germany

  we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!

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• (914): View more from New York

  How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.

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• (212): View more from New York

  I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!

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• (972): View more from Texas

  It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.

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