I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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