Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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