Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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