Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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