Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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