I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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