Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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