Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
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I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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