She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
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Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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