I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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