: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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