So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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