I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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