I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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