He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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