I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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