i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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