im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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