no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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