Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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