I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Im part way to drunk.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize