last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
