I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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