So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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