if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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