some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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