i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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