Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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