She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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