Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
