Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
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