We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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