no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
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I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize