let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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