4 words: hood of his car
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
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Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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