just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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