Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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