just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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