no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
