She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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