she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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