People with herpes should wear stickers.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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