youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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