it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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