So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
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As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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