I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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