Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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