Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
