Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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